Shiney New Boots

A young man bought a new pair of boots of which he was very proud so he
decided to go dancing an give them a try. After dancing with one lady
for a few minutes he said "I bet you I can guess the color of your panties."

"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"

"Blue", he replied.

"How did you know that?" she asked?

"I saw the reflection in my shiney new boots", he said.

"Here she said dance with my sister an tell what color she has on", the lady said.

After dancing a few minutes the young man started rubbing he toes on his
pant cuffs an started to dance again. After a few minutes he ask the
lady "what color panties do you have on, I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "oh good, for a minute I
thought I had a crack in my new boots!"

Hahahaha! Take Me back To The Rubber Room!

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