A Visit To The Doctor
A girl walked up to the information desk in a
hospital and asked to see the upturn.
I think, you mean the intern, don't you? asked
the nurse on duty.
Yes, said the girl. I want to have a
You mean examination, the nurse corrected her.
Well I want to go to the fraternity ward,
I'm sure you mean the maternity ward.
To which the girl replied: Upturn, intern;
examination; fraternity, maternity.... What's the
All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two
I think I'm stagnant!