A Visit To The Doctor

A girl walked up to the information desk in a
hospital and asked to see the upturn.

I think, you mean the intern, don't you? asked
the nurse on duty.

Yes, said the girl. I want to have a contamination.

You mean examination, the nurse corrected her.

Well I want to go to the fraternity ward, anyway.

I'm sure you mean the maternity ward.

To which the girl replied: Upturn, intern; contamination,
examination; fraternity, maternity.... What's the difference?

All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months, and
I think I'm stagnant!

Hahahaha! Take Me back To The Rubber Room!

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