Dust Bunnies

Hey Don't pick on me..I've been cleaning for 3 days straight...raked 14 bags o leaves today and am still cleaning. I'm in an exahusted Suzy Homemaker haze LOL! You know there's a conspiricy here..I don't think they actually have been wearing the clothes that go in the laundry..there are far too many for it to be possible...and they have secret stashes of dirt to sprinkle everywhere and they are buying new dishes just to make them dirty!!
I mean it..they are out to get me!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

there there..it'll be ok....here, just take two of these and you'll feel all better...

Two of what?? ACK I can't see them...my visions going now!!! Oh No!!! The dust bunnies..they are calling me...Kriiistiiii..Kriiistiiiii...come join our happy bunny land under the bed.......

DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!DONT GO UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!!

but..but..why?? I bet "They" won't find me there...I mean just look under there..."They" never do...it's got stuff from years ago there..a safe quiet place..with all the past issues of playboy and mismatched socks I could want...in happy bunny land.....

how do you think those socks got under there??? hmmm??? and that old leftover pizza crust? hmm??
c'mon..think about it....

The bunnies have been preparing for the return of their queen...now it is time for me to join my loyal happy subjects...under the bed....And..HEY WAIT! There's no pizza crust there...Have you been stealing from my dust bunnies???

alright!! fine!! i was hungry, i had been workin all day..trying to find matches for the socks..they make you do that under there....and it looked really good...and well, no one was lookin...

That's it!!!! As Queen of Happy Dust Bunny Land I hearby sentence you to the
"Land Of God Knows What Is Under The Refigerator!!!!!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO PLEASE PLEASE..ANYTHING BUT THAT..I SWEAR..ILL LICK THE FLOOR CLEAN IN UNDER THE BED KINGDOM...ILL NEVER EAT PIZZA CRUST AGAIN..ILL FIND THOSE DAMN SOCKS..ANYTHING BUT...
"THE FRIDGE".......