Do You Know Your LifeSaver Flavors?

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to
broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With
their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice
stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and
exotic fruits.

Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of
lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine.

"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,"
announced the teacher.

Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of
Cherries, lemons and mint but when the teacher had them put
honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the
children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It is something your
Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his
mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"

Hahahaha! Take Me back To The Rubber Room!

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