Things A Southener Would Never Say
Duct tape won't fix that
Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
We don't keep firearms in this house
Has anyone seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog
I thought Graceland was tacky
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe
Honey,did you mail that donation to greenpeace?
Do you think my hair is too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy
Honey, these bonsai trees need waterin?
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds
Deer heads detract from the decor
Spitting is such a nasty habit
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today
Trim the fat off that steak
Cappucino tastes better than Espresso
The tires on that truck are too big
I'll have the arugula and raddicchio salad
I've got it all on a floppy disk
Unsweetened tea tastes better
Would you like your fish broiled or poached?
My fiancee, Paula Joe, is registered at Tiffany's
I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl
Little Debbi snack cakes have too many fat grams
She's too old to be wearing that bikini
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, heres an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen
I don't have a favorite football team
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side
Those shorts aught to be a little longer, Darla