Bright Red Tomatoes

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work
in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she
did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.
Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful
bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired
of him his secret.

It's really quite simple, the old man explained.
Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening,
I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they
turn red with embarrassment.

Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his
advice and proceeded to expose herself to her
plants twice daily. Two weeks passed and her
neighbor stopped by to check her progress. So,
he asked, Any luck with your tomatoes?

No, she replied excitedly... But you should see
the size of my cucumbers!!

Hahahaha! Take Me back To The Rubber Room!

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