Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital natal
waiting room, while each of their wives were in labor..
A nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, Mr.
Johnson. You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team." All the other men congratulate him.
A second nurse walks in and tells the second man, "Mr. Walters!
You are the father of triplets - Congratulations!" He, too, is cheered
by the others.
"Wow, what a coincidence" he replies. "I work for the 3M
Another nurse enters, telling the third man that his wife has
given birth to quadruplets!
"Another coincidence!" he explains to the others, "I work for the
Four Seasons Hotel."
All excitedly congratulate him, except for the fourth guy, who
suddenly becomes very stone faced. Another nurse enters the waiting
room, "Mr. Phillips, you..." He jumps back against the wall, face
turning white as a ghost, letting out a gasp of horror! The others
quickly rush around him and ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong? What's WRONG?!? *I* work for SEVEN-ELEVEN!"