A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front
porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied
"I'm going away from here."
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him
"I just found out that I can make 400 bucks a night doing what I
give you for free".
He pondered that Then went into the house and packed his bags
and returned to the porch and his wife.
She said "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied "I'm going too".
"Why?" She asked.
He said "I want to see how you you are going to live on 800 a year!".