Blonde's Revenge

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
It doesn't show the dirt.

Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?

Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
It matches their mustache

What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
" What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"

Why did God create brunettes ?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out

What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
The invitation

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?
From their underarms

Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
A hostage

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