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The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together
as they gyrated to their own tattoo. The woman cocked her ear, "Quick!
My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and
as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door. "What
are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you." she
replied with a knowing smile.

"Great," he said, "I'll just nip into the bathroom and I'll be with you
in two shakes."

Before she could stop him, he was into the bathroom where he found a man
clapping his hands together in mid-air.

"Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded.

"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of
these pesky moths," the lover replied.

"But..but you've got no clothes on?" stammered the husband.

The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said,
"The little bastards!"

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